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The Siblings Ashes

As someone who doesn’t have a brother and has never played international cricket – I only have a sister who has no interest in cricket whatsoever – I thought I’d be uniquely qualified to write an article about cricketing brothers who have represented their country. My concept is a simple one. We discuss England’s best-known cricketing siblings, we discuss Australia’s best-known cricketing siblings, and then we decide who’d win a fictional contest between the two – The Siblings Ashes...

Who’s Been Naughty, Who’s Been Nice?

As cricketers around the world woke up on Christmas Day and inspected their sacks (no euphemism intended), some were delighted whereas others were, well, disappointed to see that their stockings were as empty as the stands at an inaugural Hundred fixture. The problem for cricket’s bad boys is that Santa sees all – every failure, every indiscretion, every inappropriate sledge, and every off-field shenanigan. There’s no escape from the festive judge and jury. So who was naughty...

England’s Worst XI Of The Decade

A lot of other cricket websites have been picking their teams of the decade in recent days. Therefore, in the spirit of scrooge, I’ve decided to do the polar opposite. Why go down a well-trodden road that gets a bit samey when we can have have much more fun kicking Keaton Jennings and Co in the nuts instead? So without further ado, here’s my list of the worst XI cricketers to represent England from 2010 to 2019. Make sure you’ve got a sick bag handy. This lot will make your...

Vote Stokes In The Ballot That Really Matters

First let me get this off my chest. If you don’t vote for Ben Stokes in the BBC’s Sports Personality Of The Year ballot tonight then you need to take a long hard look in the mirror. Think of all the unfortunate souls like Dave, the downtrodden county cricket fan we spotlighted last week, that you’ll be letting down. What’s more, if we examine the candidates one by one, you’ll see that the case for Stokes – who is clearly the ‘change’ candidate...

Vote Alastair Cook

If, like me, you’ve watched this general election campaign with growing despair, you’ll know there’s no outcome on Friday morning which will save the nation’s soul. However, there is one option that has been criminally neglected by our celebrity obsessed media. And that’s a person with the purest soul in the nation. A person who shuns celebrity. A person truly beyond reproach. And that person – or dare I say ‘hero’ – is Sir Alastair Cook...

The Photo The ECB Doesn’t Want You To See

See the poor sod in the photo above? His name is Dave. And Dave’s depressed. Like many people who grew up watching cricket in the 1980s and 1990s, Dave has seen English cricket change irrevocable over the years. And now his favourite competition, the county championship, has been shunted to the fringes of the season so that a shiny new initiative with slick marketing can make money for what Dave calls “the cricketing capitalist elite”. “It’s not fair” says...

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