Brave new world, same old stitch-up

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As John Etheridge, cricket correspondent of The Sun, wrote on our comments board last year: “the ECB don’t leak”.

Which is why absolutely no one knew that Giles Clarke would be unseated as ECB chairman (but given a new job) and replaced by Colin Graves, the current deputy chair.

No one at all, apart from the hundreds of thousands of people who read about it last November, when the Daily Telegraph’s Nick Hoult broke the story.

Either Hoult is a clairvoyant, or the ECB’s culture of gossip, subterfuge and ill-motivated briefing continue unabated.

As you’ve probably read, the key changes were officially confirmed by the ECB yesterday.

The England & Wales Cricket Board (ECB) today completed a comprehensive structure and strategy meeting with representatives from First Class Counties and the MCC.

There was an extremely constructive discussion and unanimous agreement for various constitutional changes including the creation of the new role of ECB President. These proposed changes will be put to the 41 Members of ECB in writing later in January.

Should the Members approve the proposed changes, it was the recommendation of the meeting that the ECB Nominations Committee should put forward Giles Clarke as the first President of the ECB.

Mr Clarke thanked the meeting for their support and noted that he would complete his term of office as Chairman at the ECB AGM in May. Mr Colin Graves stated that he intended to stand for the vacated position of Chairman and received formal nominations to that effect. Nominations for the role of ECB chairman will close at the end of January.

All of which begs an obscene number of questions.

The proposals will be put to the ECB Members for ratification. There are forty one such members, and they comprise the chairs of the first class counties, the board chairs of the non-first class counties, and the chairs of both the Minor Counties Cricket Association) and MCC.

But who exactly has made the call to put this plan forward for rubber-stamping? The press release refers only, and obliquely, to the ECB – which as a nebulous corporate entity can’t unilaterally decide to change itself.

Do they actually mean the ECB Board, which is the primary decision-making tier of ECB governance but is not the same thing as the ECB itself.

The ECB Board has fourteen members, including, er, Giles Clarke and Colin Graves themselves, as well as three county representatives, representatives of the MCC, women’s cricket, and recreational cricket, plus assorted ECB executives and independent members. You can see the full list here.

Why I am prattling on about ECB structure? What I’m getting at is this: the deal is a grubby stitch-up, an impression firmly reinforced by the vagueness of the ECB’s press release.

They’ve not told us who’s made these very important decisions – or how that decision-making fits into the ECB’s system of governance.

We do know the deal is a result of a meeting between the ECB and “representatives from first class counties and MCC”. How many counties? Were they all represented? Did any dissent? If so, were they excluded from the conversation?

While we’re about it, what were the MCC doing there? What the hell’s it got to do with them?

This sounds like a private meeting – not an AGM, EGM, or anything defined by the ECB’s constitution as an official forum for decision-making.

As Monty Python’s peasant said of King Arthur and the Lady of the Lake, “strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government”. By the same token, an unknown number of unidentified county bosses brokering a deal with unknown members of the ECB top brass is no way to run English cricket.

As ever with the ECB, the entire process is furtive and untransparent, secluded from the prying eyes of the public. These people believe they own cricket, and they see no reason to tell us what’s going on.

The ECB’s statement refers to a “structure and strategy meeting” without telling us what the strategy is or what the structure will be. We’re informed that “various constitutional changes” have been agreed, but not what they are, beyond the creation of a new role, ECB President.

What is the rationale for having an ECB President? Why is it a good idea? They haven’t deigned to explain this to us.

But much we can surmise. This is a nasty, sordid deal which prioritises vanity and political expedience above the good of English cricket, and augurs ill for Colin Graves’s chairmanship.

It’s a back-room carve-up, specifically designed to serve the personal interests of Clarke, Graves, the counties, and no one else.

The agreement reminds us – as if we needed it – that given the choice, English cricket’s grandees will always plump for the cesspool of shady private arrangements above the detox of honest meritocracy and open competition.

I’m alright, Jack. Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. Handshakes and trebles all round.

It also underlines, starkly, the feudal nature of English cricket. Power is wielded in the manner of a medieval king and his magnates haggling over territory – the dividing out of a personal fiefdom. “Give me Kent and Northumberland, and I’ll keep quiet”.

What’s happened is this. Giles Clarke wished to stand for a further term as chairman, but a majority of the counties let it be known they wouldn’t support him (and not before time). Most people in Clarke’s position would then have done one of two things: taken their chances and stood for election anyway, or realised the game was up, and retire. But his monstrous arrogance and ego would not permit a dignified exit.

Clarke wants to become president of the ICC, a goal which would have been thwarted had he either lost an election or exited the stage into obscurity. So he proposed a bargain to the counties. “Create for me a new job, ECB President, in which I represent English cricket internationally and strut around the world, gladhanding – and in return I’ll let Graves have a free run at ECB chair”.

To their shame, the county chairmen agreed. Clarke’s grave crimes against English cricket deserve only ignominy, and the sack. Instead he’s been rewarded with the ermine robes of ennoblement.

Why do we even need an ECB President in the first place? What was wrong with the chairman doing the international work? How will the two roles now be defined and made distinct from each other? Who calls the shots, and how much power will Clarke retain?

The counties accepted the deal because they preferred a bloodless coup to an election scrap which made a mess on the carpet. They were wrong. English cricket urgently needs the cleansing process which only public soul-searching can bring.

The county chairs probably thought a contest would re-open wounds and damage the game’s reputation. It’s the other way around. By striking this dodgy deal they’ve squandered a unique opportunity for a frank discussion about the ECB’s conduct – and distanced themselves even further from the public.

It reflects badly on Colin Graves, the incoming chairman, that he bought into this plan. Did he lack the guts or conviction to take on Clarke at the ballot box? It’s been suggested that avoiding an election means Graves doesn’t have to make inconvenient promises to the counties. It also means, though, he won’t set out his vision, nor a manifesto by which he can be held to account.

It’s true that other people could still come forward to stand for ECB chairman. But any candidate must be proposed and seconded by the counties – and then, to be successful, elected by them. Judging by the press release, can you see that happening?

Giles Clarke is the man who sold English cricket to Sky, snuggled up to Allen Stanford, and devised the Big Three. He’s overseen the extortionate match-hosting bid system which has driven ticket prices through the roof. He’s presided over the Pietersen affair and a period of declining participation and attendance. Outside cricket. Right sort of family. Now he’s been forced out as chairman, and this should be a time of rejoicing. However, any joy is deeply tarnished, not only by the sleazy means of Clarke’s departure but the fact that he isn’t really going – he’ll still be there, wielding power, pulling strings, and representing our nation abroad.

As for Colin Graves, I’ve said before it’s best to keep an open mind. Remember, though, that Graves has been ECB deputy chair since March 2013. In the two years since, he has put his name and support to everything Clarke and the board have done. We have yet seen nothing to indicate he will forge a new approach to running the English game. There is so much he and Tom Harrison need to do, which we will look at in a future post.

One other line in the ECB’s statement commands attention.

Attendees were delighted to welcome the new ECB Chief Executive, Tom Harrison, who was in attendance and who has been charged with the responsibility to develop a strategy for the future of the game. This will be presented to the Board in late 2015, following a wide consultation process across the game.

Late 2015? Either Harrison will do it very slowly or very thoroughly. Most of us could tell him a dozen things which need sorting off the top of our heads, without spending a year shilly-shallying. It will be interesting to see who he consults during this process. Who does he regard as the ‘stakeholders’? Will he speak to supporters? The answer to that question will tell us everything.

Maxie Allen

37 comments

  • When Graves steps down does he then become President, and Clarke becomes a Life President? Is that how it works?

    Yep, handshakes and trebles all round. Very poor stuff.

  • As I have said before, you don’t have to support this, nor follow it nor worry about it. Why not go and find other things to do like other sport – free from the corruption of the establishment, football, rugby, golf, snooker – all trouble free and headacheless in the truly sceptered isle that is Britain in the grubby 2015s. There’s an election in May, vote ’em out!

  • And you wonder how it is that England invented 20/20 like they invented many other things before the British establishment pissed it away. These clowns now look on as the once former British Empire colony of India has taken 20/20 and turned it into a huge financial success. And just to rub salt in the wounds those former convicts from another out post of the Empire have created the successful Big Bash.

    Meanwhile back in Victorian Britain the ‘owners’ busy themselves with creating new job titles for themselves. They like titles do these people.. New shining titles, and lots of medals of Empire to plaster on their chests. They managed to push one of their own out the door last year. But as usual in this world of entitlement, failure is always rewarded with a gong. Or in the case of Clarke a new shining title. He had already got the gong.

    It’s like some old farcical black and white Marx brothers movie. All you need is for Groucho to arrive with the fat lady………. “I could dance with you till the cows come home.”………

    “I could dance with the cows till you come home.”

    Where’s Rufus T Firefly when you need someone to be appointed President of Freedonia?

  • This is what happens when you give one institution a monopoly on cricket in England and Wales.

  • I posted this on Dmitri (prior to the announcement – must have been ‘not a leak’…

    He’s Gone

    Slickly and quickly

    As his follicles melted

    Greased and prickly…

    Our Sir Giles

    Has moved up above

    Leaving behind

    This eternal smoking gun love…

    Now he be

    Let to sweat so Presidentially

    In the corruption to sup

    From the ICC3

    And so he leaves behind

    This ass of the ECB

    Florid in the Flower full

    Moore’s the pity, anulled

    Imagination spent and kept

    Reverse sweeps hidden under carped words swept

    A Downtown revolution of mumbled resolutions

    Still be the Cook to come

    Outside the minds of everyone

    Unable to score a run

    Found out, sadly, truth becomes

    This reality, no T20 finality

    Or ODI to despise

    The truth is a Test in reality

    Not Out…Yet?

  • This is exactly what happened with Flower, he failed in the end and was moved upstairs because of his yes man attitude. I now wonder what will happen with Cook when he fails again. A bigger yes man than anyone, I wonder where he will end up. It certainly won’t involve public speaking.

  • Giles Clarke offered some defense of the deal in a Selvey article on Sunday:

    http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/jan/11/ecb-tom-harrison-giles-clarke

    He said:
    (1) ““Following the time spent on ICC reforms, I told the [ECB] board that I did not think it possible in terms of time to manage ICC affairs and deal with domestic cricket issues as well, particularly as both roles are unpaid. It was simply too much for one person to handle”.
    After eight years he discovers this? I can see there is some logic in dividing the roles but the timing stinks. The tinge of self-pity about his unpaid status and work burdens is a nice touch too – from an man who who has committed the players to a schedule described as “absolutely brutal” by a recent ex-captain.

    (2) “Splitting the roles is merely falling into line with an international trend that has seen New Zealand, South Africa and Pakistan similarly represented at [the] ICC”.
    This is particularly disingenuous – Clarke has shown nothing but contempt for these nations and yet now they are his role models? If SA are such trail-blazing administrators that they realized this before Clarke, why did he preside over an ICC carve-up that left SA as the only major cricketing nation without a seat on an ICC committee? Are there any other aspects of their cricket administration he plans to copy? If they have FTA coverage will he copy that as well?

    (3) “We have a united board, who have been happy for me to carry on”.
    Really? I’ll prefer to believe George Dobell who tweeted ““If anyone believes that Giles Clarke stepped down voluntarily… I’d like to sell them some double-glazing”.

    Those who support Clarke taking the ICC role tend to point to two things. One is that he is their supposed saviour of Test cricket. What is the evidence other boards want to eliminate the format? Some want (or need because of their finances) less but total destruction? Clarke has saved us from a phantom of their own imagining. Secondly, they point to healing relations with India. Relations were poor with India which is a dim reflection on some previous ECB conduct given India’s powerhouse status had been coming for some time. However is it that surprising that you improve relations with someone if you constantly say, “Yes – you should have more money and more power”. Is that some sort of negotiating genius? Also, I doubt anyone thought India should not have more money and power but the question was how much and in what forms – and I wouldn’t say, for example, that a permanent place on the anti-corruption committee was the form it should have taken.

    Finally, it was reported the ECB carve-up was a unanimous decision. It is a sound rule in politics that most bad decisions are made unanimously or near-unanimously. Unanimity doesn’t indicate the unity that decision-makers like to pretend – it indicates either a fix or a lack or proper thought and scrutiny of alternatives. I had been avoiding the ECB and giving my money direct to county cricket but if this stitch-up is ratified (as seems certain) I won’t be doing that either.

  • You notice that he he gives this interview to a lowly, loyal courtier who has proved his dedication and unbridled obedience to the ECB Royal family.

    The lowly courtier went on Sky at the beginning of last summer and boasted with great relish that he hadn’t a clue how the ICC worked. This is just the sort of person to be relied on to avoid asking the tough questions.

    His majesty (with his new shinny title) says He doesn’t get paid? I bet there is a juicy expense account though. And the opportunity for lots of foreign travel staying in 1st class hotels. And while he is enjoying this Saga luxury holiday his chums back at ECB Palace are going to get round to seeing how to sort out English cricket with another dodgy dossier, which they might get round to reporting on by the end of 2015.

    • Graves on Clarke…..”He will have nothing to do with the management or executive [of the ECB] and he will have nothing to do with the counties. He will be the ICC representative for the ECB. That is his job, his terms of reference. I can work with Giles. He can work with me. We have mutual respect for each other.”

      Mutual respect maybe. But it doesn’t smack of love does it? So why did Graves agree to this shabby stitch up deal? It is not a great start.

      And while there is a lot of waffle about potential change, there is little idea, it seems, on how.

      • Mark, it really is obvious how they are going to bring about change. Ten kids on workfare will be recruited to go around the whole of the country, with one bike between them, and ask everyone in the population what they think of the ECB and Giles’s new title. That should take the next 5 years of Graves’s leadership. Then they will produce an executive report on the findings, which will be that all is well and there’s no need for change. Moores and Cook will be promoted to Head Chef and Deputy of the Imperial Collegiate of English but not Welsh Academia for Cricketing Studies and Legacy in the Blessed Church of Superior Beings …. I really have had enough of them now and don’t really care anymore

  • I hope they have thought of a bright new title for Moores when he fails or becomes even less popular. Flower was appointed or maybe anointed to some high falluting job. Now Clarke has been designated El Presidente after some tumultuous years in charge of the ECB.
    Why can’t they fade graciously into the background?

    Clarke needs to be paid cause he needs a new suit, the trousers have pleats….that;s old.

  • When will ‘fans’ start to actually vote with their feet… and by that I mean stop paying for sky, do NOT go to ANY games etc etc. Totally boycott the whole thing. That’s right, they won’t.. people pretend ‘I support the players’ .. these guys are as much at fault (they don’t speak up etc) as anyone.

    • I’m afraid I have no intention of cancelling Sky. Partly because I believe it will have no impact whatsoever but mostly because, as an aging cricket lover (that’s all cricket) I have been able to enjoy wall to wall cricket several times in recent months. Watching the fabulous McCullum now, Sanga coming up later. The other day, I saw my favourite Chris Gale in full flow, not to mention KP, Freddie, Carberry, Kohli, Harris etc.

      Doubt if I have enough years left for some optimistic self-sacrifice to force a change. Oh and I’ve been a “fan” of Cricket for over 50 years.

      McCullum now 63 off 48!!!

      • I don’t blame you for that. I’m just saying that if we all just fall in line (and sadly, that means going to games, buying replica kit and paying for sky).. things won’t change as it simply doesn’t ‘need’ too.. remember it’s run by businessmen and accountants now who count success in money.. not success, quality cricket or increased participation etc.

  • Has anyone else noticed the preponderance of the word LOOK in interviews with our wonderful cricket stars? The word LOOK is used in every interview by all cricketers and coaches and often repeatedly to make a point – the point, it seems to me is to reinforce the notion that only professional cricketing sportspeople have any idea about the game. The interviewer and the public, by default, have to LOOK and LISTEN to their every word because they are the only ones that have the full and legitimate ownership of what is being said. LOOK, aren’t you listening to me anymore. LOOK I am right. Look is the new ideology. LOOK LOOK LOOK. We are well and truly outsiders in our own world now. This foul and abhorrent use of OUR language is further reason to have nothing to do with these people.

    • I’m tempted to be generous. When I used to watch football, the players, in interview, inserted “You know” into every sentence. Probably a subconcious hesitation thing. “Erm” works just as well.

    • A way to go to match the number of times “vitriol” has been used by our faithful ECB scribes though.

  • A damn good piece Maxie and right on the money. What a bloody carve up. I am incensed by these politicos with no erm, erm, bottles! – Just cannot think of any other way to put it? Yes Clarke gets his own way and Graves is allowed to do his own thing. Given what Graves has already said it doesn’t bode well does it? Unbelievable cowards the whole bloody lot of them. You are right Maxie, they are all from another age and do give a toss for the paying public. Handshakes? Dodgy handshakes I should think. Clarke: me, me and me, the world revolves around me and what I want. He must be cockahoop at this coup d’état! Talk about moving the deckchairs when the Titanic has already hit the damn iceberg. This fit up is utterly disgraceful and shameful. Wonder if they are all members of the same lodge?

  • Just beggers belief…

    Not sure what the ECB’s job is but the following should be on the radar

    England national side the best in the world at Tests – Failed
    hold the Ashes – Failed
    Top 3 in T20 – Failed
    Top 3 in ODI – Failed
    High quality Domestic LVCC – Failed
    High quality domestic OD – Failed
    High Quality T20 – Failed
    increase quality of amateur cricket – failed
    Increase participation in amateur cricket – Failed
    Increase wages for England players/staff and themselves – PASS

    one out of the lot is worth promoting a man and not firing the lot right???

  • World record holder ABDV seen against England in England six times in ODIs and three times in Tests since Sept 2008.

    Thank you Giles Clarke

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