It seems as though every cricketer is having his say about Geoff Miller at the moment. Although Twitter is the usual place to do it, its one hundred and forty characters isn’t anywhere near enough space to give the selectors the barrage of foul and abusive language they surely deserve. Therefore we’re going to use the Full Toss to express our wrath. Dimi Mascarenhas and Kevin Pietersen don’t have the luxury of their own cricket blogs, but we do. Ok, we admit that KP has a website, but we know he doesn’t really write it.
So let’s get on with it:
Dear Mr Miller. You have done a b****y awful job. What have you won, you useless ***? I suppose you think winning the s*****g Ashes and the b****y World Cup is success? It’s pathetic. You obviously have no e****g idea what you’re doing. That Eoin Morgan is rubbish. And Duncan Fletcher was right. Graeme Swann IS c***. Send him back to county cricket, where he b****y belongs – and bring back Richard Dawson.
Phew. I feel much better now I’ve got that off my chest. It’s amazing how ranting total twaddle can improve one’s mood.
James Morgan
