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The Thanks For Coming Award – 2nd Test Edition

Michel Wood is here to celebrate the unsung heroes of Chennai. Who really didn’t catch the eye?  Amongst all the hokey cokey selection narratives bandied about after second Test, there is one aspect of the match that has been criminally neglected. Whilst players, commentators and pundits ignore it, any club cricketer must surely be asking the same burning question: who deserved the coveted ‘thanks for coming’ award? The second Test’s contenders must include Dom Sibley’s return of 19 runs...

The 5 Stages Of Coping With A Subcontinental Loss

The subcontinental honeymoon is over. After being on top of the world with five consecutive Test wins in Asia, Joe Root’s men were poised to threaten the invincible Indians at home. The skipper had pushed back his average above 50. His spinners were slowly gaining a foothold over conditions which didn’t treat them as an afterthought to the game of cricket. And his best all-rounder, Sir Ben Stokes, was back too – surely, he would be bowling a lot in this second Test? Driving home the advantage...

An Open Letter To The New Fans Of English Cricket

Hello there, jubilant, formally reintroduced via Channel Four, cricket-watching Briton! Glad to see you’ve joined us again. Right off the bat, you’re forgiven for assuming the sport has always been this good while you were away. Or that its results will always be this delightful when England’s visiting the subcontinent. As a matter of fact, you’ll often wonder what’s the point of waking up at odd hours and copping it from your spouse or your dogs for turning on the telly at four in the morning...

Channel 4 Disappointed To Find Flintoff & Pietersen No Longer Play For England

By Our Media Correspondent, Hugh Thousandandfiveashes CHENNAI, INDIA – A dismayed Channel 4 board were last night cursing their misfortune as they discovered that none of the team from the last England match aired on the channel in September 2005 would feature in the side taking on India in the first test. “When we signed a multi-million pound contract to bring test match cricket back to terrestrial television, we assumed the superstars of the 2005 Ashes would feature prominently. That was the...

Buttler and Pant: A Look At Cricket’s Most Existential Sitcom

Are you enjoying the first Test? I certainly hope so. Here’s Abhijato’s latest musings to add to the festivities … Buttler and Pant sounds like the name of a sitcom which never takes off. In this hypothetical show, Rishabh will be the Indian still getting used to life as he takes up a job at the local police station. ‘He’s got heart,’ a senior officer would declare before taking retirement – an ice-cool leader called MS – who did the same job Pant is now about to...

Mr 360 To The Slinger – Some Of Cricket’s Most Memorable Nicknames

Christmas is nearly upon us. It’s going to be a weird one. So here’s a bit of fun, mixed in with a bit of nostalgia, to sustain us through the festive period. Thanks go to Srinivas, this time writing alongside his friend and colleague Siddhartha R.  Nicknames are interesting. Often, they reveal personality traits or idiosyncrasies that names do not. They are also usually sources of great fun. Some of them instantly bring a smile to a fan’s face. Some popular nicknames A few...

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