Dear Father Christmas,
On behalf of England supporters everywhere, here’s our wish-list for the festive season.
– Twelve Punter tantrums.
– Eleven failing Aussies.
– Ten Siddles sledging.
– Nine Prior stumpings.
– Eight Maidens from Finn.
– Seven Swanns at Sydney.
– Six drops by Haddin.
– Five (Australian) golden ducks.
– Four Colly tons.
– Three Hussey runs (only).
– Two more wins.
– And an urn held aloft by Straussy.
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On behalf of everyone here at The Full Toss – have a very merry Christmas. We’ll see you on Boxing Day morning – hopefully with good news from the G!