All we want for Christmas is u-rn

Dear Father Christmas,

On behalf of England supporters everywhere, here’s our wish-list for the festive season.

– Twelve Punter tantrums.

– Eleven failing Aussies.

– Ten Siddles sledging.

– Nine Prior stumpings.

– Eight Maidens from Finn.

– Seven Swanns at Sydney.

– Six drops by Haddin.

– Five (Australian) golden ducks.

– Four Colly tons.

– Three Hussey runs (only).

– Two more wins.

– And an urn held aloft by Straussy.

On behalf of everyone here at The Full Toss – have a very merry Christmas. We’ll see you on Boxing Day morning – hopefully with good news from the G!


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