Paul Downton speaks – part three

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So our lord and master has deigned to speak. As you’ll surely have seen by now, Paul Downton, managing director of the ECB’s national sides, yesterday gave a series of media interviews. This was only his third formal public appearance since his appointment in January, and his first since the expiry of the Pietersen confidentiality agreement.

And what a load of old cobblers he came out with.

To summarise, Downton accepted that Alastair Cook has long been in dismal form, but says can’t be dropped because it’s possible he might score some runs eventually. He refused to discuss Pietersen in any meaningful way and then told us to move on.

It was exactly the kind of illogical, self-serving, deceitful, and condescending, claptrap we were all expecting.

Let’s take a detailed look at what Downton said. My main sources are the reports of his pooled interview with the written press. We don’t know exactly which questions were asked.

He [Cook] is having a terrible time at the moment. Nobody knows that more than him, nobody is more frustrated than him. Yes, he’s in miserable form but form can change. The form he has shown is not the sort that anyone wants from their leader, but I would suggest that he is due. Yes, Alastair needs to score runs, but he will one day – he will score some runs one day. I don’t know whether Alastair is in terminal decline, but he is 29 and he has had a year where everybody has questioned his being everyday.

He is a remarkably strong guy and his track record says that he will score runs. Everybody goes through a bad period. But I’ve got to think that his form’s got to turn. Who can tell me that they can guarantee that Alastair Cook isn’t going to score 70 in the first match and get a hundred in the World Cup? I couldn’t do that because he’s done it before. 

This is desperate, desperate stuff. It’s almost unbelievable that an ECB official in Downton’s position could advance this kind of argument in public, and keep a straight face.

He entirely concedes that Cook’s form is unacceptably poor, but won’t countenance his exclusion – because he might score some runs eventually. Because no one can guarantee Cook won’t make a score at some undefined point in the future, it would be inappropriate to drop him.

By this tortuously convoluted logic, they may as well pick me. No one could guarantee I wouldn’t make runs.

And any first-class standard cricketer would occasionally manage a decent international innings if they play in every single match.

Even by the standards of the ECB, this is dishonest nonsense of the highest order. Bold as brass, Downton is betting England’s World Cup chances on the prospect that a woefully inadequate player will by some miracle come good when it matters. It could happen. But is this really the best available strategy?

In today’s ODI, Cook was lucky to avoid an LBW, and was then dropped, before eventually being dismissed for 32.

In the Telegraph, Scyld Berry reported that:

Downton…will attend the World Cup selection meeting on Friday, without a vote. He said, though, that if Cook’s captaincy was not reconfirmed by the four selectors, “I will be very surprised”.

So will we, seeing as Downton is imposing himself on the meeting to ensure Cook’s protection. Just who is making the decisions here? Why have selectors at all, if the self-aggrandising, empire-building Downton can, as implied, veto and control their decisions?

Why is he even attending the meetings in the first place? Selection is categorically outside Downton’s remit. His predecessor, Hugh Morris, left the selectors alone to do their jobs.

Downton continued:

Why do we think [Cook is] the best person for the job in Australia? In reality, in September the selectors got together and spent nearly a week kicking the tyres and working out were we best to stick with Alastair, given that we were to going to be playing a World Cup in Australia and in New Zealand, with two new balls, where his track record is good, where he has been captain for 3½ years.

If the selectors took an entire week to decide on retaining Cook, they can hardly have been confident in their views. The sheer time they expended denotes not thoroughness, which Downton wants us to believe, but disagreement and anxiety.

Perhaps it took a week because Angus Fraser and Mick Newell wanted rid of Cook, and then Downton and James Whitaker protractedly talked them round.

Even if the selectors agreed at the time to Keep Cook And Carry On, why is this decision binding in perpetuity? Given Cook’s continued struggles in Sri Lanka, wouldn’t it be more sensible to show flexibility, and make a change, rather than soldier on, pig-headedly?

What of Downton’s stated rationale? The argument that Cook should remain as captain simply because he’s been doing it for four years is almost too ridiculous to merit a response. Guided by that principle, no employee of long service would ever leave their post, regardless of performance. It’s hardly as if Cook’s reign has yielded much success. Since the Champions Trophy, he’s presided over one disaster after another.

Then we have Cook’s track record in Australia. As Dennis Freedman points out, Cook’s career ODI average is 36.45. In Australia it’s 28.00. He made 766 runs in the 2010/11 Ashes, but that was four years ago. How did he fare last time, in 2013/14? Cook’s test scores were 13, 65, 3, 1, 72, 0, 27, 51, 7 and 7. In the ODIs, he made 4, 22, 35, 44, and 39. Three fifties in fifteen innings, with no century.

Remind me which England player actually made the most runs in that test series?

As for the new ball, Cook’s not been effective against it for nearly two years.

During the ECB’s week of reflection in September:

[National selector] James Whitaker went to see Alastair at his home just to talk through from his point of view how he was mentally.

To see how he was, or to talk him out of quitting? Why did Whitaker make such a fuss over him? Can you imagine ECB bosses going to such efforts for any other captain? Compare Cook’s treatment to the time Hugh Morris peremptorily sacked Kevin Pietersen by phone in January 2009.

Downton continued:

The only time he really had a full-strength side, they got to the final of the Champions Trophy and in fact they should have won it.

So, blame all the other players for Cook’s struggles. Yes, Cook’s side should have won that tournament. But they failed to.

The fact is he’s a remarkably strong guy…we felt strongly that all his experience, all his toughness, would come out.

When, exactly, will that happen? At which point will this toughness emerge and make a genuine difference? And is Cook really as steely as suggested? We know he’s been on the brink of resigning twice this year, only to be talked out of it by a combination of his wife and Downton. When commentators criticise him, he runs to Mummy to make them stop.

Bear in mind as well that he’s gone through a traumatic summer in terms of the pressure on him.

Is this an achievement? Is Downton appealing for our sympathies? By its very nature Cook’s role will attract pressure if results and form are poor. Any trauma he suffered was at his own hands – no one else was responsible for his batting or captaincy. Cook ‘went through’ it only in the sense that he avoided the sack.

In doing so that dressing room is very much his dressing room in a way it could never have been before.

What on earth does this statement mean? Has he re-arranged the towels and tea-making facilities? What are the mystical properties of a Cook dressing room? What magic does he weave amid the kit-bags and linseed oil?

The amount [sic] of young people we’ve introduced into that side, where he and Peter [Moores, the head coach] and others have created an environment where they’ve thrived, has been terrific.

Here we go again with the ‘environment’ meme – giving Cook the credit for other people’s performances. What has Cook specifically done which has directly led to new players improving their performances, and which no one else could do? Just as relevantly, several such players – Sam Robson, Harry Gurney, Alex Hales – have so far notably failed to settle in and thrive, while Ben Stokes has gone backwards.

So he’s the natural leader of that group of players.

On-field cluelessness. Total lack of either charisma or authority. Shambling public appearances. Dire personal form. Oh yes, everything about Alastair Cook simply screams ‘natural leader’.

In terms of the two series we’ve had so far [against Sri Lanka, home and away], firstly the whole of English cricket was being traumatised by what had gone on in Australia and the subsequent fall-out of Andy Flower going and of Kevin’s decision [sic] et cetera. We were trying to find our feet.

Well, whose fault was any of that? Is Downton trying to cite his own culling of Pietersen as the reason for England’s subsequent malaise?

Again on this trip we’ve lost another series, but actually I think the positives far outweigh the negatives.

Peter Moores does as well. So that makes two of you. The rest of us think it’s been a disaster.

Actually I think we are now very close to knowing what our best side is. The top seven looks extremely solid.

Is this the same solid top seven in which several positions change from one match to the next?

At this point the conversation turned to the Pietersen affair, starting with the allegations made in his autobiography about the culture of bullying within the England camp. Downton said:

The reality was that there is no formal complaint of bullying at all on anybody’s record during that whole period. It’s not something that has come up anywhere else, and I think we all know it was a surprise in terms of the way in which Kevin portrayed that environment. None of the other players recognise it.

It would be interesting to know how the assembled journalists responded with further questions. Has Downton taken any proper steps to investigate the allegations? The fact that no formal complaint exists, or that it “hasn’t come up”, hardly proves there wasn’t a problem – players may have previously been too scared to speak out.

Has Downton discreetly spoken, without prejudice, to all the players who might have been affected? Did he consult Jonathan Trott, Nick Compton, and Chris Tremlett?

Next up for discussion was the sacking of Kevin Pietersen. What were Downton’s reasons?

I cannot see any reason to be going over old ground because it’s actually not relevant any more. All one has to do is read Kevin’s book to see how disaffected he was at the time. I can repeat what we said at the time, which was that people felt that Kevin had become disengaged from the side, and that we needed more from our leaders.

Ten months to think about what to say, and this is the best he could come up with? Once again, Downton is not being honest. He refuses to explain Pietersen not because it’s ‘old ground’, or irrelevant, but through cowardice. He doesn’t have a proper reason to give – at least, not one which wouldn’t reveal his skulduggery and deception.

Pietersen’s sacking is still hugely relevant, for three reasons. 1 – he could still be playing in the team. 2 – the decision continues to affect and shape the current side. And 3 – we deserve an explanation. For eight months we were told it was only the confidentiality agreement which prevented the ECB from full disclosure. They expressed their “frustration” at being “unable to respond”. Alastair Cook himself promised to tell all. So why hasn’t that happened?

Disengagement and disaffection are not satisfactory answers. What do they mean? What did Pietersen specifically do, in these regards, which made him unselectable?

And is Downton attempting to argue they axed Pietersen on the evidence of his book – a book written eight months after the event, and only written because of the dismissal? A book which revealed that although Pietersen hated working with Andy Flower, his passion for run-making in England colours remained undiminished.

Downton then said:

I don’t think you’ll ever be able to explain to some people’s satisfaction what happened.

You could at least try.

It’s history. We can’t change it any more.

It’s not. It’s the present. You could still pick him.

Am I content that we made the right decision? Absolutely.

Was Downton asked to explain this remark in more depth? What is the evidence, based on the current state of the England sides, that removing Pietersen has made things better?

Moving on, how does he reflect on his own conduct?

I’m sure we could have handled it better. I’m sure I made mistakes at the time, but it’s what it is, and I don’t want to exclude anybody from English cricket, I want everybody to feel enfranchised. I think as an organisation we don’t communicate as well as we should and it’s something we’ll invest in going forward.

At least Downton acknowledges his shortcomings, albeit in a mealy-mouthed way. But if he’s serious about enfranchising supporters he should start by telling the truth instead of arrogantly sweeping the unresolved past under the carpet. We want honesty and openness, not ‘investment’ in communication.

According to Richard Hobson in The Times:

Downton denied that any decision to remove Cook in the light of Pietersen’s departure would represent a loss of face. “Not for me. My only driving force here is what’s best for English cricket”.

Pull the other one.

And finally, the piece de resistance:

Now, we’re starting to emerge from a pretty traumatic time and it’s time for people to get excited again.

When he puts it like that, how can we refuse?

I’ll leave you with this pithy summary from Mweb, a commenter on BBC Online’s coverage of today’s ODI.

[Downton] reminds me of the hapless Black Knight character played by John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, who despite losing all his limbs, continues to defend his increasingly indefensible position rather than give way. His stubbornness and the failure of the England selectors to act decisively in removing Cook from the team is quite breathtaking.

Over to you. And for another perspective, there’s plenty to read over at Dmitri’s.

63 comments

  • Ian still living in a parallel universe it seems, especially after reading this bit:

    ‘Peter Moores does as well. So that makes two of you. The rest of us think it’s been a disaster.

    “Actually I think we are now very close to knowing what our best side is. The top seven looks extremely solid”.’

    Is Downtown out of his tiny mind? Perhaps he ought to go to Specsavers! Blimey. I just cannot believe this bloke. England drop Bopara – who did very well – and leave Cook who cannot bat quickly enough and just doesn’t have the nous to effectively captain the team?

    Oh come on people, are we all losing our grip here? Has Downtown seen something we’ve all missed? I despair.

  • “In doing so that dressing room is very much his dressing room in a way it could never have been before”.

    What on earth does this statement mean ?

    Fairly obvious, I would have thought – no KP or Big Cheese.
    Not that Downton would ever openly state that.

    Time to rename the ECB the Circumlocution Office ??
    http://www.panarchy.org/dickens/circumlocution.html
    This glorious establishment had been early in the field, when the one sublime principle involving the difficult art of governing a country, was first distinctly revealed to statesmen. It had been foremost to study that bright revelation and to carry its shining influence through the whole of the official proceedings. Whatever was required to be done, the Circumlocution Office was beforehand with all the public departments in the art of perceiving — HOW NOT TO DO IT.

  • Maxie, I’m sure you don’t need telling, but if you’re relying on the written press I would strongly recommend the BBC TMS lunchtime podcast for a flavour of what questions were asked and how Downton deals with them.

    In case you need any more persuasion:

    https://twitter.com/dan_brigham/status/544835649409679360

    It will harden your view. However one feels about the cricket media, it is easy to listen to this and imagine relevant questions being asked by everyone, and then brushed off by Downton if he doesn’t like them. Meanwhile, just about everything he says about Cook could easily be countered with basic stats and the evidence of many thousands of eyes.

    The man is hopeless. And anyone who thinks he doesn’t have a say in selection must be expecting a big fat bearded man in a red and white suit to quite literally come down billions of chimneys in one night, in around eight days time.

    • Thanks, Arron – I’ll get across that later. I began writing the post this morning (it took a long time), before the TMS interview.

      I can imagine how PD’s ‘live’ responses are quite revealing.

    • @Arron

      “Harden your view”?

      Set it in stone I’d say.

      Disgraceful interview.

      I can’t be arsed to sign in – sorry prefer to keep my online presence to a minimum – but I view here and dimitris site daily (just to breathe some ****ing fresh air and keep my hopes alive – not up (past that) alive…ie I’m clinging).

      I suspect there are many, many others too.

      So I was shocked to hear you guys described as “hardcore” and then being described as people who “have to £100 for a ticket at Lords” who don’t share this view about the KP sacking/Cook quandary.
      Then brenkmen and Sun-tit reveal themselves….and I quote: “there’s some good chaps in this team [pause] … Yeah and they can play a bit too…which is always nice.”
      FFS
      Just do “tms podcast” click on today’s link and scroll to 28 mins. You’ll give up 2 mins of your life to have clarity. (But it’s worth a listen to hear it all).
      Good luck “hardcore” people and keep up the good work.
      Jomesy

      • Thanks for your comment, Anonymous – always nice to see a new face. I’m glad you’ve found something of interest here.

  • And now the only completely unalloyed bright spot of the entire tour – Joe Root – seems to have picked up an injury….

  • I like to console myself by imagining that he knows. He’s entirely aware that he is doing a job that he has no relevant experience or aptitude for, and that he has failed and is continuing to fail catastrophically at that job. Maybe his wife is woken up by his gentle weeping in the middle of the night. “Paul, why don’t you just resign?” “I can’t, Mary, I can’t…Andy’s a very scary man, Mary…oh god, oh god…”

    • Yes, but did you notice that he said ‘I employ the selectors’?

      Now technically I suppose he does, since the ECB employs the selectors and he’s supposed to manage the ECB, but would his predecessor have put it like that?

      I thought that was a glimpse of a nasty arrogance.

      • Yes, it doesn’t really convince me either. He’s just a self-satisfied, smug, arrogant p***k, isn’t he.

  • I listened to Paul Downton on TMS this lunch time. Found him to be nauseatingly complacent, brushing Simon Mann aside, and palming him off with any old rubbish. Such arrogance. That this man should be managing English cricket is an absolute disgrace. What hope have we got with the likes of him in charge? I was left with the impression that if the selectors did not do his bidding they would be sacked. He is the one who should go.

    • And would it be fair to say that, as someone broadly in favour of Pietersen’s sacking and generally supportive of Cook, you’re exactly the sort of person Downton believes is right behind him?

        • Jenny, do you now understand why Maxie and I prefer to believe the quotes from Swann (initially), Stokes, Bairstow, Root, Tremlett, Monty, Carberry re: Pietersen rather than the word of Downton, who has always come across as smug, dismissive and evasive on the issue?

  • Cook’s post-match comments:

    “I’m working as hard as I can, I’m as hungry as ever to score runs, so I’ll go on.

    “I’ve always had an attitude to play cricket and compete. Yes, it hasn’t gone well over the last 12 months both personally with the bat and in one-day cricket.

    “I would feel very wrong to walk away from it. If it’s taken away from me, I’ll feel very disappointed, but I certainly won’t be giving it up.”

    Will someone please tell him that more hard work is not the solution. One reason for his continued poor form might be the opposite – he is overworked and drained.

    • Alastair, it’s been 20 months, not a year. May 2013 was your last ton. It was against NZ, and it was another scruffy affair I seem to remember; in fact, I remember that ton being much needed (due to indifferent form) too.

    • Spot on. How many times have you heard these words in post match interviews over the last 12 months and more?. Cook is an honourable man and you can feel his embarassment facing the media time and time again. I get the feeling that he would prefer to concentrate on test cricket (not as captain) but feels for some reason he can’t. Now I wonder what that might be ?

  • The year is 2034……..

    Cook is 49 now, and still captaining England, and opening the batting. He hasn’t scored a hundred for 16 years, but the ECB are sticking by him. The jet black hair is a bit thinner now, and a lot greyer. The lines in the face show how much wear and tear this man of steel has endured. But England’s new man in charge, Boris Johnson is right behind him. “I don’t know if he is in decline , Boris says, he might make runs next week.”

    Cook walks with a limp these days after a mysterious shooting incident down on the farm. The ECB lobbied the ICC to allow Cook to bat with a motorised scooter. It would be very unfair for a natural born leader to be made to run the quick singles with his dodgy leg. But he has to jump into his scooter before he can move. This has resulted in 100s of run outs of his batting partners down the years. His use of the motorised scooter, and his extermination of so many of his partners has lead to his nasty critics on social media calling him ‘The Darlek.’

    Cook himself is ambivalent about how much longer he can go on. He is scoring 100s every day on his play station 76. And his new scooter can now reach a speed of 46 miles an hour. Unfortunately hardly anyone will be watching this new scooter in action because the rights to English cricket were sold of to the KFC chain in Mexico. Sky gave up the rights when Show jumping with camels got more viewers.

  • Maxie – Thank you for performing this public service by having to endure to listen to Downton’s drivel – Just reading the arrogance that is dripping off every word is enough to make me seriously p@@@@d!! – if i had to listen to it, I would be throwing things by now!!

    Utterly useless when he was Wicketkeeper for England – And he certainly has dropped the ball now! – If he was like this as an Investment Banker then no wonder the UK went into meltdown in 2008.

    I feel like purchasing KP’s book right now and emailing him to state that his behaviour today has made me do this – But probably, he won’t notice as I “Only’ went to a Comprehensive and a Polytechnic!!

  • It doesn’t seem to be mentioned in the press or TMS versions of the Downton interview but in the Sky version Downton says that the selectors can “recommend” a captain which makes it clear that the final choice of the captain lies with the MD. Bob Willis pointed out that this has long been the case and that in the 1980s Ossie Wheatley overruled the selectors who wanted Gatting as captain and picked Gower.

    • But the England teams never had a managing director until Hugh Morris – Downton’s post is very new in English cricket terms.

      There is a deeper problem here, alluded to by Zephirine above in reference to Downton employing the selectors.

      The ECB have created a crazy management system which guarantees confusion and incoherence. There are too many people in charge but they don’t have enough to do, and their responsibilities overlap, messily.

      In international football, the manager, eg Roy Hodgson, is in charge of everything, and makes all the decisions.

      But in English cricket, we have a captain, a head coach, a chair of selectors, and a team MD. Who is in charge of what?

      Historically, the captain decided how the team played, and the selectors, led by their chair, picked the team. Now, we have a managerial style coach as well, plus an MD, and all four of them appear to interfere in each other’s jobs.

      Downton is an empire builder, but also represents a classic example of what happens when someone has an important-sounding but actually rather daft job and doesn’t have enough to do – they invent new responsibilities for themselves, stick their noses into other people’s business, and claim credit for things which have nothing to do with them.

      As a result, Downton now claims to be in charge of the selectors, and is interfering in their work. By trying to set the tone for the team, with his tawdry management principles, he is cutting across the work of both the captain and coach. He wants a finger in every pie.

      If he’d just stayed out of selection and done his job, the entire Pietersen debacle would have been avoided. If he’d left the selectors to choose who was in the team, they could have either picked or dropped Pietersen in a way which could easily have been reversed without loss of face.

  • Give it 25 years and – should Cook have finally been chiseled from that wonderful dressing room environment – he’ll be swapping places with Downton. Cook can go on spouting the crazy management doublespeak, whilst Downton will be picking up a knighthood for his services to I-dunno-what.

    Is there not one man in the England set-up who will now say: Enough! I can’t let this go unchallenged any longer.

  • Throughout the eternity of this misadventure none of Downton, Clarke, the Selectors, Moores nor Cook have shown any humility. Not one of them has recognised there are problems. Not one of them have shown any kindness towards the fans, the paying public. All we have had and will get is management speak bullshit that says everything and nothing. Not one of them have shown or taken ANY RESPONSIBILITY for anything. They are a complete shower of ner-do-wells who are aspiring to greatness without a single clue as to how to achieve it. They will not suffer anyone who can see through there ambition or get in the way of what they want to achieve. it was so with the bankers in 2007, it is so now amongst the cricket fraternity known as the ECB. I absolutely loathe each one as an individual and all of them as a collective. Until any of them finds their soul we, as outsiders, have had it. I no longer wish to be part of this shit.

  • You can download Simon Mann’s Paul Downton interview, as well as the view from the press box with Stephen Brenkley and John Etheridge, from this page:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/tms

    It will be available for 7 days.

    WARNING: This podcast is sure to make most intelligent cricket lovers feel angry and frustrated, and despair at the future of the English cricket team.

  • Interesting article on Cook from Simon Barnes here:

    http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/810495.html

    “And here’s some more advice. Pity it comes too late, really: be very careful before you get moral in public. Especially in sport. You have to accept that runs are not the reward for good behaviour. And that nasty men can also score centuries. It’s also true that a person whose nature is fundamentally disloyal can do a fine job for a team. There’s something offensive about the very idea but every team that has even known success has experienced it to some degree. Certainly England have.”

    • Although in this case the advice should really read “be very careful before you get moral in public, particularly as the person making accusations about a certain player can turn out to be a control freak who has an unhealthy obsession with that player undermining his authority”.

    • Thanks, Culex – a very interesting analysis.

      Pietersen’s disloyalty was far more perceived than actual. He was disloyal insofar that he didn’t do exactly what Andy Flower wanted him to. He wanted some time off to play IPL – but if you were to make a list of leading cricketers who took breaks from England to pursue other interests, you would end up branding rather a lot of people as ‘disloyal’.

  • Just such a desperately sad state of affairs. I genuinely wonder if we are watching the beginning of the end of cricket as a major sport in in our Country. It’s not stretching it too far to draw parallels between with the arrogant and probably corrupt behaviour of FIFA and what we are witnessing coming out of the ECB. the sub text of Downton’s media round is disreputable, dishonest and on occasion somewhat menacing; has he been watching Herr Blatter?

    What’s perhaps more depressing is that the only seeming hope of rescue is for the Counties to act as white knight and bring Clarke and his cronies to heel; It will never happen and even if it did there’s every chance we’d be exchanging one form of incompetence for another; not sure I’d feel better about having clowns like those who have driven Surrey (for example) into the ground running the national game either. I can count the number of impressive cricket administrators I have met in recent times on the fingers of one hand; I fear there is something rotten at the heart of the Game…

    • I think it’s possible and even likely that the counties will get rid of Clarke. They haven’t seen enough of the Sky money, for one thing, and it seems the current ECB regime has put a lot of backs up.

      Colin Graves from Yorkshire could take over as ECB Chairman, he seems to be an OK guy, but he’s a different kind of worrying phenomenon – the wealthy man who’s kept his county going by pumping his own money into it. Admirable generosity, but it does make him almost a football-style ‘owner.’

  • I apologise if you have alread y read this but I have spent time doing the reasearch and so failed to post it on “happening” threads”;

    Giles Clarke has built a couple of highly successful companies, and although former CEOs have had good, solid careers, Paul Downton obviously got his job at Cazenove through cricketing contacts rather than on merit and was, I imagine, used in a schmoozing way…”let me introduce you to former England cricketer….” So now he is in a cutting-edge role, he is out of his depth. I am happy to be proven wrong in this.

    Also, although the ECB has a lot of money (£40m) in its bank accounts, the county game is basically on a knife-edge. No one seems to have the vision of the best way to fund the counties and keept the game of cricket alive in this country. Warwickshire and Yorkshire both have debt of more than £20m, for example. I cannot see how this can ever be repaid by the county unless the ECB starts to distribute its broadcasting income in some way. The problem is not that the MCC has 1 vote on the ECB, it is that the counties have 4 and yet the current way the game works is so obviously dysfunctional. The ECB pays counties to stage games and the counties have to bid for the rights to host Test Matches…but the end result is that most of the the counties are insolvent (as good as damn it) and the ECB is awash in cash. Hampshire, for example, has less than £5m debt…..ie Rod Bramsgrove is funding it in the way that Chelsea is funded by Abramovich.

    • That’s very useful stuff, Maninabarrel, I knew the counties were in trouble but never realised how badly till I read your account.

      People have been saying for years that the country structure doesn’t work, but turkeys, vote, Christmas, etc.

      Either the county setup has to be changed, with counties amalgamating in some way or just closing, or more of the Sky money has to be distributed to them. In fact, both, because there isn’t enough Sky money to rescue them all, from the looks of it.

      Clearly there is disillusion with Giles Clarke because his regime was supposed to make money for the counties to have, not just to sit on in order to be one of the Big Three. So I think they’ll get rid of him, and hopefully not just kick him upstairs. But it won’t solve anything long-term, most counties still won’t be financially viable, and the Sky monopoly will still lose them membership and new recruits.

  • I know it would be a time sink, but I think it’s really important that if you can find the time, you go back over the interview and compare it to the questions you raised in your other piece. It’s a miserable business, but I think we have to hold the journalists to account, otherwise they will never start holding the ECB to account.

    • That’s a good idea, and I might do that – but two caveats. We can’t tell from the reports exactly which questions were asked, or in what form. If and when PD stonewalled, they might not have written it up, as the responses would be too boring, in their view, for a mainstream audience.

      Also, I don’t want to act too self-importantly. I was hardly expecting the hacks to dutifully print off my blog post and take it out of their breast pocket at the interview, reading out the questions by rote. My hope was merely to give them food for thought.

  • Hi Guys, excuse me if I’ve missed it somewhere, but where did you get with the plea to Waitrose? Perhaps SKY should be next? We may only be a splash in their ocean, but a few ripples wouldn’t hurt. Our mainstream press aren’t going to dig with anything other than a (silver) teaspoon…

    • The Main Stream cricket media have been next to useless. It’s all very well moaning about social media sites. But if they had been doing their dam jobs and calling the ECB to account over the endless farce that is English cricket people might not have got so angry.

      Instead, the major cricket writers have worn like a badge of honor their loyalty to ECB/Cook. They can hardly now complain that they have great dollops of egg all down their moronic faces. They chose to prop up this rotten regime. In fact they revelled in it. Riddiculing and mocking those who took another point of view. In some cases they actively lied about what has gone on, leaked ECB talking points as fact, and ignored constant failure. They loved it when Strauss called KP a C**t on TV. They eulogised KP getting booed by the 20/20 final day crowd. Now they have the hypocrisy to bang on about those nasty people on social media calling Cooky rude names.

      My hatred of the cricket media is probably even more intense than my frustration with Cook. He is just out of his depth. The media however, is complicit with the ECB in this national sporting embarrassment.

      • I concur, sadly the ‘pro-writers’ will still infer, that the online social media trysts, will ever be @KP ‘p*ssed’, while never understanding or attempting to, the unreality of or banality of all they press unto us all untrue…
        So many should hang their heads in shame, they have failed every supporter of this once beautiful game…
        No longer, will we linger, on their occasional word, for their failure, fails us all, it’s absurd!
        I’d never expect the truth from ECB, but most of the press seem to take the ‘p!ss’ out of you and me…
        …and everyone who truly cares about cricket

        • Nicely put! I think the mainstream press ‘get it’ a little more than they used to, and their attitudes vary widely, but their instinct still remains that all this disquiet is still, despite all that’s been said, fuelled by adoration of Pietersen the individual.

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