First of all, apologies for my absence over the last few days. I found myself trapped in a bizarre world in which frustrated actors walking around in animal costumes are idolised. That’s one way of looking at Eurodisney anyway. On my return yesterday the breaking news in English cricket – a world in which frustrating administrators walk around in suits but are idolised only by themselves – is that good old Jonathan Trott is apparently returning to international cricket with the Lions. This...